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Atlas Massage Center – Pacific Heights

60-Minute Swedish Massage or 60-Minute Couples Massage (Up to 62% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Gentle Swedish-massage techniques sooth away tension; couples relax side by side as two therapists knead muscles into blissful repose

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 13, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Massage helps relieve aches caused by old sports injuries or a habit of entering buildings by motorcycling through the window. Rev up the relaxation with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $45 for a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $90 value)
  • $99 for a 60-minute couples massage (a $260 value)

During each Swedish massage, therapists sooth away stress and improve circulation with long, gentle strokes. Two massage therapists ease couples’ aches and pains as they relax side by side on massage tables.

Atlas Massage Center

Seven therapists unite a collectively huge history of training in myriad modalities of massage therapy and intuitive bodywork, which allows them to tailor their services to each client's needs. Therapists sooth away stress with gentle Swedish techniques or promote healing by applying pressure to muscles, tendons, and fascia during deep-tissue massages. The team can augment these services with add-ons such as hot basalt stones, exfoliating body scrubs, aromatherapy, or dulcet renditions of “the knee bones’ connected to the thigh bone.”

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Atlas Massage Center

4.5 out of 5
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    Pacific Heights

    2305 Van Ness Ave., Suite F
    San Francisco, California 94109
    (415) 775-1088
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Reviews

  • She made sure that I was comfortable the whole time and did great work on my lower back and feet.
    Aileen P., Yelp, 2/22/12