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Who or What is "The Man?"
Everyone knows that "The Man" is trying to keep you down, but who exactly is The Man? The Man, or T.H.E.M.A.N. (Thermo-Holographic Encrypted Mainframe Algorithm Network) is a warehouse-sized super-computer built in 1978 to run all aspects of government and business. In addition to trying to prevent you from getting a job by programming hundreds of hot new video games, T.H.E.M.A.N. is also responsible for stoplight cameras and the fluoridated water that keeps food from tasting as good as it did in World War II times.
But can T.H.E.M.A.N. be stopped? Some say yes, while other super-cool hackers say, "For certies. Suit up and jack in, compadre. Let's hack 'em where it hurts," before leaping out the neon-framed window of their dystopian high-rise tenement, snapping open their collapsible memory-foil glider wings, accidentally dropping their 5.25-inch floppy disk labeled The Lazarus Virus, and rattling off a series of future-swears.
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