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Anchor Lanes – Northwest Columbia

$20 for Two Hours of Bowling with Shoe Rentals for Four, a Pitcher of Soda, and a Large Popcorn ($55.15 Value)

$20
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No Longer Available
Sat Jun 30 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$55
Discount
64%
You Save
$35
  • T460x279
  • Good for Kids
  • Rainy Day

In a Nutshell

Family-friendly bowling alley boasts traditional and bumper lanes, neon nights, and birthday-party packages

The Fine Print

  • Expires Oct 31, 2012
  • Limit 3 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid during Neon Nights. Subject to lane availability.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Professionals bowl with more finesse than force, lending the ball spin and preserving the unhatched robin eggs inside every pin. Strike softly with this Groupon.

$20 for Bowling for Four ($55.15 Total Value)

  • Two-hour lane rental including shoes ($12 per person)
  • One pitcher of soda (a $4.80 value)
  • One large popcorn (a $2.35 value)

Anchor Lanes

Anchor Lanes houses a scintillating slate of activities that pleases laid-back guests and diehard competitors alike. In addition to bowling with traditional or bumper lanes, the alley fosters a festive atmosphere with its children's-birthday-party packages, which include food, bowling, decorations, entertainment, and cleanup. During Anchor Lanes's neon nights, the lights fade, the music revs up, and lasers cut through dense patches of fog like the headlights of a runaway roller-coaster car. When the lanes aren't illuminated in the cool blue hue of black light, dedicated bowlers of any age can hone and flaunt their skills during league play.

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Anchor Lanes

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    Northwest Columbia

    1000 Columbia Ave.
    Irmo, South Carolina 29063
    (803) 732-7880
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