Every time dead skin cells are removed from your body, a new layer of skin is revealed, until finally, all that remains is a Russian matryoshka doll painted to resemble your spirit animal. Reveal the radiance that lies beneath with today's Groupon: for $80, you get a chemical peel or microdermabrasion, and a facial, at Anew Center for Medical Aesthetics, located in Georgetown (a $200 value).
Helmed by Dr. Caesar Junker, Anew Center for Medical Aesthetics uses technologically progressive cosmetic procedures to retire elder skin cells, leaving exfoliated veneers more youthful and balanced than a seesaw occupied by two cloned homecoming courts. Chemical peels give a pep talk to downtrodden derma with a specialized solution based on need, such as acne scars, photoaging, or squabbles between emotionally erratic pigment couples. Or choose microdermabrasion, in which a medical-grade machine exfoliates the skin and sweeps away dead cells to reveal a new layer of lushness. Both face-fleecing remedies take about half an hour and are accompanied by a facial, which includes a calming antioxidant treatment and lip scrub.
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The Groupon Guide to: Historical Human Habitats
Since Homo habilis stopped eating gold and began making malleable domiciles out of it, architecture has been an important part of human existence. Here's a look at the history of human inhabitance:
- Australopithecus: Lived in caves to avoid their most fearsome predator—insecurity—which attracted their second most fearsome predator—giant bats.
- Homo habilis: The first humans to have souls, these marmoset-sized people-predecessors lived in giant nests inside of caves.
- Homo erectus: Like us in so many ways, but with a brain two-thirds the size of our own and entirely without skin, "Upright Man" lived in caves.
- Neanderthals: Unlike earlier humans who lived in caves, Neanderthals buried their dead, though they also did live in caves.
- Homo Superior: Will live in space-caves.
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