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Ange de La Mer Spa – Applewood

One or Three Sudatonic Weight-Loss Body Wraps (Up to 66% Off)

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Wed Jul 11 05:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$145
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  • Swimsuit Season
  • Fountain of Youth

In a Nutshell

Holistic spa ensconces patients in relaxing infrared body wraps, which aim to burn 3,000 calories, trim 18–35 inches, and firm skin

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 10, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep your cover with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $59 for one Sudatonic weight-loss body wrap (a $145 value)
  • $149 for three Sudatonic weight-loss body wraps (a $435 value)

During a 60-minute Sudatonic weight-loss body wrap, infrared rays gently permeate bodies, detoxifying the corpus and spurring the metabolism to burn up to 3,000 calories. Creams and heat energy join forces to firm and lift the skin, helping to reduce cellulite and stretch marks. As patients relax within their slenderizing cocoon, the wrap can trim 18–35 inches.

Ange de La Mer Spa

Ange de La Mer Spa promotes whole-body health through holistic treatments that clear cluttered bodies and minds. The licensed massage therapists and aestheticians comfort patients throughout the duration of their detoxifying services with attentive care. Patients can be hydrated and soothed with body wraps, salt scrubs, and massages or cleared of internal toxins with colon hydrotherapies. Custom facial treatments restore the best qualities of youthful countenances and chase acne off the face and back into high-school yearbook photos.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Evolution

While many believe that evolution is a scientific fact, it is—in reality—a collection of the smaller, individual scientific facts presented below:

• Evolution occurs when, over millions of years and reproductive cycles, an organism spontaneously mutates in a way that is advantageous to further reproduction, like the first microbe who was able to take a breath of oxygen and use it to say "I don't know what it is, but you look nice today."

• Evolution is blatantly visible in some animals, such as giraffes who have evolved long necks to absorb more of the sunlight that powers their brains, or penguins who have devolved their ability to fly in order to avoid skysharks. It should be noted that skysharks, invented by a Soviet geneticist in 1972, are not strictly the product of evolution, although they are unstoppable.

• Human evolution has stagnated in recent decades due to the discarding of traditional notions of survival of the fittest in favor of altruism, care for the very young and very old, and the stubborn refusal to resort to cannibalism, even on very long or frustrating elevator rides. Scientists agree that evolution itself will most likely evolve into something more practical, like a tiny voice that whispers "get robot arms."

Are human beings no longer evolving? The shocking truth.

Ange de La Mer Spa

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    Applewood

    11750 Colfax Ave.
    Lakewood, Colorado 80215
    (303) 279-6237
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