Health screenings are a more accurate alternative to asking carnival barkers to guess how many blood cells you have. Step right up for physical assessments with this Groupon.
Choose from Six Options
- $39 for one testosterone test (a $79 value)
- $59 for one basic checkup (a $129 value)
- $249 for one fatigue panel test (a $499 value)
- $24 for one nine-panel drug test (a $49 value)
- $70 for three nine-panel drug tests (a $147 value)
- $135 for six nine-panel drug tests (a $294 value)
Testosterone tests measure levels of free and total testosterone in order to ascertain the extent of internal aging. General checkups and fatigue panels scan blood for 16 essential chemicals, which, along with urinalysis and a bevy of other tests, pinpoint causes of weariness or other complaints. Drug tests, meanwhile, identify traces of nine common recreational drugs, including marijuana, street drugs, and prescription medication. Appointments and insurance aren’t necessary, and most results are available within 24–48 hours, which is exactly how long it takes to write an autobiography.
Any Lab Test Now
At Any Lab Test Now, HIPAA-compliant technicians help clients take control of personal health by readily performing standard laboratory procedures such as food-allergy tests, STD tests, DNA tests, and basic checkups. Since 1992, the advanced health-care facility has made medical laboratory testing available to the general public, and it welcomes clients without appointments, health insurance, or experience in riding a giant centrifuge at a state fair. In addition to individual health tests, the staff offers employment solutions and screenings to ensure safe and drug-free workplaces. All tests at Any Lab Test Now are performed confidentially.