Eating international fare locally eliminates the woes associated with transatlantic travel, such as jet lag and oar splinters. Stamp your palate’s passport with today’s Groupon.
The Deal
$20 for $40 worth of hibachi and sushi dishes, such as:
- Two-piece lobster tail teppanyaki-grilled dish ($30)
- Coral eel sushi roll ($13)
- Slow-grilled teriyaki duck entree ($24)
- Filet mignon ($24)
- See the full menu
Arirang Japanese Bistro
Arirang Japanese Bistro's discerning chefs funnel only the highest quality ingredients into their Japanese entrees, which are composed of seafood and meats airlifted to the eatery daily. Like a lawnmower let loose in a gourmet market, the dexterous hibachi chef slashes his blades through lobster tail and filet mignon, which sizzles atop table-centered grills as diners look on. Artfully presented sushi rolls hug pristine morsels of eel or crab, and entrees showcase dish designers' aptitude for searing veggies, poultry, seafood, and USDA Choice cut steaks. Vibrant, crimson walls flaunt three-dimensional swirls and visually pop next to dark vinyl chairs, obsidian brickwork, and dimly lit black holes.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Employee Benefits
Before starting a new job, make sure your prospective employer offers the following basic benefits:
• Health Insurance: Your medical plan should pay for checkups, hospital visits, and twice-daily atomized vaccine mists administered via your office's sprinkler system.
• 401(k): This is a 401-foot-deep hole where your money is buried so government taxmen can't find it. When you retire, you’re mailed a map to its location.
• Complimentary Cigarette Dish: There should be a bowl of loose cigarettes on the receptionist's desk next to the punch bowl full of Pepsi.
• Solid-Gold Retirement Knife: Should have a pawn value equal to one electric guitar.
• Dignity: Or not.
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