Circus bears untrained in the art of dance are often the least popular big-top attraction, falling somewhere between the bearded lady and a slice of stale rye bread on a pedestal. Ensure an appearance in the spotlight with today's deal: for $24, you get two private lessons and one group dance class (a $134 value) at Arthur Murray Dance Studio in Louisville.
A panel of certified instructors is ready and waiting to instruct students in the ways of balance and coordinated rhythmic motion. Bring a partner to your three lessons, or fly solo and dance with your instructor. In either case, you'll leave with a greater understanding of the dance style of your choosing. These lessons are ideal for a betrothed pair prepping for the big wedding dance or a fledgling fitness-seeker looking for a fun new way to get in ship shape. Stick to a stately waltz, spice up life with a rumba, or feel vibrant and playful with a few swing steps in your personal repertoire. Whether you're an experienced dancer hoping to brush up on certain techniques or you have two left feet for feet and two right feet for hands, the lessons at Arthur Murray Dance Studio offer bountiful, dance-based benefits.
Arthur Murray has been a leading name in franchise dance since 1912, when an entrepreneur, also coincidentally named Arthur Murray, began selling mail-order dance lessons. Over the course of the following century, the company grew and expanded internationally to become the cavorting juggernaut that it is today. The Louisville studio provides a warm, aesthetically sound environment for engaging in private and group dance lessons superbly suited to slicing and dicing a rug until it is no longer recognizable.
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The Groupon Guide to: Undercover Teenagers
Every day, thousands of police officers go undercover as teens in high schools, working tirelessly to put an end to such teen crime as virtual horse adoption and text messaging. New recruits should become familiar with the following guidelines for keeping a believable cover, all while resisting the urge to become best friends with the principal:
Look the part. (What to wear.)
- A motorcycle helmet under each arm
- Belt that is also an MP3 player
- iCarly-themed braces
Eat what they eat. (Essential snacktitude.)
- Barbecue-flavored gum
- Pizza for breakfast (pureed pizza out of a cereal bowl)
- Disrespectables—"The Sensible Wheat Cracker Adults Hate You For"
Talk what they talk. (Phrases they know and love.)
- "I know what kissing is."
- "Gnarly kickboard, my homebread. Totally rango."
- "Despite what the geometry substitute is saying, we were never married, nor do I owe a healthy backlog of child support. Surf's up?"
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