A mind in the gutter is only dirty if the gutter in question is filled with dead leaves, stray sticks, and discarded jokes involving kangaroos walking into bars. Remove dirty gutters from your mind with today's Groupon: for $80, you get a full gutter and roof cleaning from Atlanta's Best Gutter Cleaners (up to a $160 value). This offer is valid for cities in Fulton, DeKalb, Cobb, Gwinnett, and Cherokee counties.
All of the professional roofers at Atlanta's Best Gutter Cleaners are certified by roofing materials manufacturer CertainTeed to clear clotted pipes safely and efficiently. During a full gutter cleaning, a web of ropes and harnesses secures workers' bodies as they scurry back and forth, inspecting gutters, roofs, shingles, ridge caps, vent boots, and flashing while performing high-flying acrobatics inspired by the Power Rangers. Afterward, an industrial-strength air blower's thundering voice will politely convince sticks, leaves, and stray moon rocks to vacate rainwater highways.
Today's deal is valid for houses of any size, from hobbit holes to the Jolly Green Giant's gargantuan, but dispiritingly empty, mountainside palace. Upon request, Atlanta's Best Gutter Cleaners can shoot before and after photos or videos to send to absentee Venusians landlords and other clients who aren't home at the time of the service.
Though Atlanta's Best Gutter Cleaners sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Reviews
Kudzu reviewers and four Citysearchers give Atlanta's Best Gutter Cleaners an average of 4.5 stars:
- They did a fantastic job and finished quickly. Will definitely be calling them again. – rbsmhuffmann, Kudzu
- I was very pleased and intend to use this company again in the future. – Patti C, Citysearch
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Famous Equations
Math and science have long been two of our most treasured sources of equations. Here's a look at some of these famous mathematical statements:
The Energy-Mass Equivalence: E=MC²
In 1905, Alfred Einstein was the first to posit that mass and energy are actually the same thing, despite the fact that they are clearly two different things. Several weeks later, this famous equation created the atomic bomb. Today, scientists agree that the atomic bomb was a bad thing, that mass and energy are clearly two different things (Just look at them!), and that Einstein should apologize.
The Pythagorean Theorem: a² + b²= c²
British philosopher Pythagoras put forward this important theory about the length of triangle sides, which states that the three sides of any triangle always add up to 180 centimeters. Although it might look funny to modern brains, the reason that the equation contains letters instead of numbers is that numbers had not yet been invented. Unfortunately, the Pythagorean theorem has largely fallen out of favor because triangles aren't used anymore.
Pi: π = A/r²
This tasty mathematical constant expresses the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. Mathematicians must memorize all of pi's 100 digits to graduate from college and to receive the traditional mathematician's crown. Pi is closely linked to the mysterious circle, the boring geometric shape that contains a disappointing number of right angles. For most people, it's enough to remember pi's first three digits: three hundred fourteen.
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