Proper car maintenance will help a vehicle live longer, just as proper muscle maintenance will help you save a car from drowning. Be a hero with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a car-care package (a $79.85 value) at AutoStream Car Care Center. Choose from AutoStream's four locations: Woodbrook Sunoco, Greenspring Shell, Dorsey Hall Shell in Ellicott City, or Columbia Shell. The car-care package includes:
- Two oil changes (a $29.95 value each)
- One tire rotation (a $19.95 value)
As an AAA-approved service center, AutoStream Car Care Center enlists the help of ASE-certified technicians to keep vehicles in tip-top form. During the 45-minute oil changes, car wizards extract the motor oil from engines' bellies and replace it with a hearty portion of new, nonsynthetic fluid. The service also includes the installation of a new oil filter to protect the engine from harmful debris and the hands of vacationing oil sheiks. Drivers can further the nurturing session with a tire rotation, where skilled mechanics switch the placement of steel steeds' rubbery feet to facilitate even wear and tear. Thanks to a keen appreciation for the number of hours in a day, AutoStream Car Care Center provides a 24-month, 24,000-mile warranty on their services and repairs.
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The Groupon Guide to: Lying
Although honesty is always the best policy, sometimes lying is an even better policy. Here's a look at different types of lies:
- White Lies: Popular white lies include "You look good in those jeans" and "Man has landed on the moon."
- Insurance Fraud: If your car is totaled in an accident, you can get extra insurance money if you claim that the car was made from priceless Picassos.
- Inaccurate Medical Diagnoses: With medical tests more expensive than ever, it's not rare for doctors to hand out diagnoses such as Complainer's Blood and D.B.S. (Doctor-Bothering Syndrome).
- Fake Weddings: Following up the "I do" with a hearty "Pssssssych!" is this season's hottest practical joke.
- Perjury: If you lie in court, the floor below the witness stand will automatically open up and drop you on a pile of bricks.
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