Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed away in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal to Back n’ Touch Wellness Center on East Genesee Street. The licensed and accomplished muscle handlers at Back n’ Touch offer thorough, deep-tissue massages that provide immediate relief from common strain-inducing sources, like uncomfortable office chairs, airport-security obstacle courses, and uncomfortable office bunk beds. Take an inventory of your current aches and pains before choosing from Back n’ Touch's long list of massage modalities, including hot stone, Swedish, reflexology, sports, and pregnancy. For an additional $20, you can upgrade to a 90-minute session.
Reviews
Back n' Touch Wellness Center can be seen here on the Channel 9 segment "Bridge Street." Back n' Touch also has more than 350 Facebook fans; here's what some of them have to say:
- My girlfriends and I had GREAT massages as part of our Bridge St. Package Deal... CAN'T wait to come back for appointment #3!! – Mandy F., Facebook
- I am so addicted to this place!! It's so convenient and wonderful!! – Nicole J., Facebook
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Negative Attack Ads
Negative attack ads are a necessary part of every race, be it political or three-legged. For those of you involved in the former, here is a template for your own, highly effective attack ad:
- (Soundtrack of low, droning note played on a cello) Sure, name of opponent says he/she cares about family values. He/She says a lot of things. Video clip of can of beans spilling over onto small baby's head But we're here to spill the beans. There's no evidence that name of candidate didn't eat his/her last two families. Plus, he/she likes Matrix Revolutions better than the original Matrix. (Flabbergasted voice) Better than the original Matrix?! Your Name has a strong history of liking the right movies and not eating or wearing a tuxedo made from skin. Your Name looks a little like Hugh Grant/Julia Roberts and has a boat that you can borrow. Your name: The right choice for position running for. (Read quickly) This ad was paid for with actual money and not large rocks, wishes, or fraudulent wedding proposals.
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