Tea drinks, much like baths and nightmares about drowning, are always better with a few bubbles in them. Experience the brightest side of froth with today's Groupon to Balance Pan-Asian Grille in Maumee. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get a Chinese dinner for two (up to a $23 total value). The dinner includes:
- Two small Chinese classic entrees (up to $6.50 value each)
- Two bubble teas (up to a $5 value each)
- For $7, you get $15 worth of anything on the menu Entrees range from $3–$10.
The chefs at Balance Pan-Asian Grille combine locally sourced ingredients to create Asian dishes in an atmosphere that has garnered accolades in both video and printed press. The Chinese classics menu invites guests to choose their own protein, carb, and philosophical ideology, which the kitchen staff will cook in one of five Chinese preparations. The Wiseman preparation floats seven non-GMO veggies in a sea of sichuan sauce, whereas the SassyMe preparation uses sweet sesame flavors. Carnivorous accouterments—including grilled chicken, seared shrimp, and tofu—add texture and depth to each chosen flavor, without any antibiotics or growth hormones, and rice, noodles, or fresh greens create a soft resting place for each dish.
Top off savory cuisine with bubble tea, which floats bubbles of pressed tapioca-and-brown-sugar pellets in cold shaken tea and a choice of flavor, such as taro or lychee. For a twist on traditional bubble tea and traditional jelly consumption, sip a premium tea brimming with bits of flavored jellies and fresh crushed fruit.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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