Though it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get one of four customized 60-minute massages (a $90 value) at Balanced Health in downtown Boston, just a short walk from Park Street and right near the Downtown Crossing T station. This Groupon is valid for new customers only, and appointments are required.
At Balanced Health, visitors can obtain high-quality relaxation services that balance the mind and body better than a tightrope walker toting Frankenstein’s brain. Balanced Health's therapists will combine a variety of massage techniques based on your particular need. The muscle-spasm-relieving neuromuscular massage focuses exclusively on affected areas with trigger-point pressure techniques, and the myofascial-release massage relieves chronic tension with slow strokes, deep pressure, and voodoo chants. A sports massage incorporates gentle mobilization and stretching techniques to restore function for athletic activities such as ice boxing and dinosaur rodeos. To alleviate pretty much every other type of pain or stress, the classic Swedish massage uses firm but gentle pressure to promote relaxation and a love of ABBA.
Balanced Health clients will be in the capable hands of a skilled, licensed staff of muscleologists, who welcome each person into a sleek, private sanctuary away from Sauron’s watchful eye. Part the pea soup with a moment of clarity that will live beyond your visit to Balanced Health. Use your newfound clearheadedness and rubberized being to achieve higher productivity, contagiously relax those around you, or finally beat Galaga.
- They are so good at what they do; they explain everything so that you have a better understanding of what is happening with your body. They helped me when no one else could and I am very grateful to them. – sartell, Citysearch
- First, both the massage therapist and acupuncturist were phenomenal and greatly reduced my pain. Second, when I showed up they were very busy but I had no waiting time and was seen right at the time of my appointment. – alanschwartzman, Citysearch
- They are very professional and insightful with any problems you have, and try to treat the pain instead of masking it. – drcoldcuts, Citysearch