The connection between mind and body is easily endangered by late-night Cartesian anxieties and careless spinal electricians. Repair your wiring holistically with today’s Groupon: for $55, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage and an initial nutrition consultation at Balanced Health (a $150 value). Choose from deep-tissue, sports, Swedish, prenatal, oncology, myofacial, and shiatsu massage styles.
Balanced Health’s team of benevolent manipulators spread their skills across several massage modalities that can release tension and rehabilitate stress-induced injuries. The smooth hands of an experienced therapist glide across backs like a swan ice-skating across a pond, drawing stress away with every stroke. Opt for a Swedish massage to bask in firm, measured pressure that unfurls knotted tissues and refolds them into origami kittens that paw lovingly at muscles long after the hour ends. Alternatively, a therapeutic sports session stretches soft tissue and outfits joints with factory-fresh pairs of Air Jordans.
All massages take place on private, thickly padded tables with comfy fleece covers, warming pads, and soothing creams to facilitate the mind-body peacemaking process. An initial nutrition consultation draws up dietary treaties to ensure that the peace enacted by the massage remains intact, unruptured by unhealthy eating or immune-system breaches.