By waxing, humans increase their average waterslide speed and decrease the likelihood of schoolyard bullies shaving Axl Rose's portrait into their body hair. Eradicate tempting canvases with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a Brazilian wax at Beautify Day Spa in Ajax (up to a $45 value).

Beautify Day Spa's skilled skin technicians evict unwanted hair from the body's nether regions during 30-minute Brazilian wax services. Spa professionals apply hot wax to bikini areas before sloughing off precise amounts of unwanted stubble in the opposite direction of hair's roots. Therapists take their time and thoroughly check the skin to seek excess hairs and spontaneously appearing tattoos. Clients relax in the spa's warm-coloured interiors, pairing hands with complimentary cups of tea or coffee.