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Beetnik Foods – Online Deal

$34 for Surf ‘n’ Turf Meal Delivered from Beetnik Foods ($69.99 Value)

$34
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No Longer Available
Sun Nov 25 05:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$70
Discount
51%
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$36
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  • Foodie

In a Nutshell

Home-delivery of precooked cuisine, such as grass-fed burgers and smoky applewood salmon filets, pacific cod loins, and capri veggie blends

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 20, 2013
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid online only. $16 shipping not included.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

It's nice to have your food delivered to your home when you're in the middle of something, such as watching a sporting event or whittling a new roommate. Stay in with this Groupon.

$34 for Surf ‘n’ Turf Meal ($69.99 Value)

The surf ‘n’ turf tasting package includes:

  • One 4-ounce smoky applewood salmon filet
  • One 4-ounce teriyaki sesame salmon filet
  • One 4-ounce pacific cod loin
  • Two 5-ounce bite-size shrimp servings
  • Three beef patties from grass-fed cows
  • Four 4-ounce beef-tenderloin steaks
  • One capri veggie-blend serving
  • One cape cod veggie-blend serving

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Displaying Your Varsity Letter

While earning a varsity letter in high-school athletics remains cool, wearing a letterman's jacket to display it isn't quite as cool. Here's how you can show off your athletic achievement without that jacket:

  • Instead of a letterman's jacket, start wearing a pair of letterman's jeans.

  • Turn your varsity letter into something practical that you must use often, such as a swatting device to fend off all the students who want to try to become your best friend.

  • At lunch, pull out a sandwich made of bread and your varsity letter. Then tell all the people you're sitting near: "Not again, you guys. My mom keeps making me a 'reminder of my physical gifts on rye.'"

  • Do that magic trick where you seemingly disappear into a cloud of smoke and, when the smoke clears, all that's left is your varsity letter. That way people will probably carry that letter around school thinking it's you until the end of time.

  • Sew it directly onto your body. If there's ever a time to try sewing something onto your skin, it's when you're young and popular enough to get a nice ceremony should something go horribly wrong.

Hunky guys, you can appear even hunkier in public by combing your hair with your varsity letter.

Beetnik Foods