The Dream Team was the best that ever was. Their dunking, shooting, and passing abilities skyrocketed them to the top of the international basketball scene. Let’s take a look at some of the skills that earned them this nickname:

Michael Jordan
Specialty: The one where all his teeth would fall out

Larry Bird
Specialty: The one where he would be late for a basketball test and he would show up naked and everyone would be disappointed in him

Magic Johnson
Specialty: He’s at his house but his house is the beach and he’s crying because he will never be able to eat all the steaks in the world.

Charles Barkley
Specialty: A dream about going to the bathroom

Patrick Ewing
Specialty: He’s being chased by a shadowy figure. He runs and runs but his legs move as though stuck in some demonic pudding. A cold sweat breaks upon his face as above, one by one, the stars burn out. All is black. The figure is near. He tries to scream. He has no mouth. His beloved crossover dribbles and layups are useless now. They cannot save him.