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Berkeley Community Acupuncture and Massage – Berkeley

90-Minute Acupuncture Treatment or Massage (Up to 59% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Acupuncturists attune physical function by placing hair-thin needles along meridians; massage therapists knead away persistent aches

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required, or fee up to the Groupon price may apply. New customers only for acupuncture option.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

An acupuncture treatment or massage can be a refuge from the chaos of a busy life or from the chaos of a city slowly being overtaken by hyperintelligent children. Escape the madness with this Groupon.

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Berkeley Community Acupuncture and Massage

Traditional Chinese medicine is built on the belief that healing begins when the two forces at work within the body settle into equilibrium. The practitioners at Berkeley Community Acupuncture and Massage trust this holistic principle will overcome their modern patients’ afflictions just like it did for those who practiced it before “ouch” was even assigned a petroglyph. Their acupuncture and massage treatments cure pain and disease from the inside out, and whereas acupuncture enlists thin needles to rebalance the flow of energy through the body, massage does the same thing using gentle kneading motions. Clients can combine the techniques or select just one in order to help ease digestive and respiratory disorders or simply diminish the stress of daily life.

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Berkeley Community Acupuncture and Massage

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    4022 Tennyson Street
    Denver, Colorado 80212
    (303) 351-1228
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