Your clothes define you as an individual much more accurately than the dictionary, which curiously defines "you" as a preposition. Become synonymous with style with today's Groupon: for $9, you get a custom-designed shirt and assistance designing it at Big Top in Winter Park (a $49.99 value).

Big Top grew out of founder Alex Tchekmeian’s creative roots in the music industry and band promotion, and its ingenious professionals help clients to focus their T-shirt ideas from hazy daydream to eye-tickling reality. Customers simply strut up to the gleaming shop's red carpet, and a designer sits them down on one of the red mushroom stools surrounding their sleek workstation. Their expertise fine-tunes chest-ornament ideas to match your intentions, whether it is to promote a budding cookie business, find out what you'd look like as an 8-bit Nintendo sprite, or rebrand yourself with a logo that involves more mooses head-butting the sun. Once a design has been rendered, tweaked, and agreed on, clients select a color backdrop from the shop's T-shirt racks, and Big Top marries vision to fabric with its on-site printer and on-site parson.