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Biscuits – Oswego

$7 for $15 Worth of American Breakfast and Lunch Fare

$7
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No Longer Available
Fri Dec 07 05:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$15
Discount
53%
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In a Nutshell

Family-owned diner slings breakfast & lunch classics such as chicken-fried steak, biscuits & gravy, pancakes, waffles & coffee.

The Fine Print

  • Expires 120 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per table.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Pancakes, like acrobats, are easily stacked but make children cry when they topple to the ground. Have a balanced breakfast with this Groupon.

$7 for $15 Worth of American Breakfast and Lunch Fare

The extensive menu features five types of eggs benedict, including the florentine benedict with canadian bacon and spinach ($8.99). Drop biscuits served with butter, jelly, or honey ($1.59) serve as gateway sweets into waffles, french toast, and funnel cakes with a medley of toppings ($5.59–$7.99). During lunch, clubs and subs ($7.99–$8.99) join nine types of burgers ($6.99–$7.99).

Biscuits

Inside Biscuits' cozy and casual dining room, servers drift between tables and booths carrying plates heaped with country fried steak, biscuits and gravy, and stacks of sweet turtle pancakes stuffed with chocolate and butterscotch. Burgers, quesadillas, and a variety of sandwiches served with fries or tots encourage diners to eat with their hands, helping lower the appendages’ risk of being naturally selected against. Before meals, patrons can perk up with yogurt smoothies, specialty espresso drinks, and bottomless cups of java.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Escaping a Glass Prison Cell

With new weird laws constantly being passed, there's a good chance you'll probably be convicted of an obscure crime and sentenced to imprisonment in a large glass holding cell. Here's how you can get out:

  • Glass will melt at a certain temperature, but why bother going through all that trouble when you can just break it by throwing yourself against one of the walls?

  • Look around for structural weaknesses. If you can't find any, you're not looking hard enough because that holding cell is composed of large pieces of easily breakable glass.

  • Turn around and pick up that 40-pound sledgehammer that's been sitting in the corner this entire time. When your adrenaline starts pumping from lifting that heavy sledgehammer, put it back down and use that adrenaline surge to propel your body straight through the glass.

  • In movies, people are always shattering nearby drinking glasses and windows by singing in an unbearably high pitch. Do the same thing, but instead of singing, just use any solid part of your body to smash that glass!

When is your town getting a glass prison?

Biscuits