When ash and clog its chimney, a home can no longer release potential toxins such as carbon monoxide or giant burps from the belly of the basement. Find sweet release with today's Groupon from Black Widow Chimney Services. Black Widow Chimney Services travels to homes within a 40 miles radius of Birmingham city center. Choose between the following options:
- For $69, you get a chimney inspection and cleaning for a home with one chimney (a $150 value).
- For $134, you get a chimney inspection and cleaning for a home with two chimneys (a $300 value).
The insured technicians at Black Widow Chimney Services clean chimneys to restore function, and inspect interior and exterior conditions in order to warn homeowners of possible hazards. During a multipoint inspection, a soot specialist clears ash dumps of their gritty contents and sweeps out smoke chambers, disposing of adhered soot or blackened holiday gifts that never made it down. A thorough cleansing of flue liners lets chimneys exhale a sigh of relief, and an inspection of chimney crowns reveals any existing disrepair that could prove problematic in the future. Finally, a waterproofing treatment keeps rainfall from corroding the bricks and concrete on chimney tops, thwarting the plans neighborhood squirrels to convert it into their personal sauna.
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The Groupon Guide to: Being a Good Friend
Though many of life's accomplishments are important—working as a reading tutor, not setting fire to every mailbox you happen to pass—only one accomplishment matters in the long run: being a good friend. Follow these friendship tips to separating besties from the resties:
• Every time you're drinking something, offer your friend a sip from your glass. If they decline, show them there's nothing to worry about by sterilizing your own mouth with a crème brûlée torch.
• Pick up the check whenever possible—but don’t stop there. Use your intimate knowledge of your friend to glean possible passwords to their online bank accounts and transfer their funds into a high-yield CD just in case they want to save up to go to college again.
• What's your friend's favorite animal? Do they own one yet? Could you conceivably get them one? Keep in mind that the word "impossible" was most likely invented by a bad friend.
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