Ice is nothing more than water that won't let people swim in it, and must be publically chastised in the form of sharp metallic blades that merrily crisscross to and fro across the frozen surface. Mete out aqueous justice with today’s Groupon to Blazers Ice Centre. Choose between the following options:

• For $32, you get a skating package for four (a $64 value). The package includes:
  • One session admission for four adults or children
  • Four skate rentals
  • Four baskets of chicken fingers, including fries and a drink
For $66, you get an eight-week learn-to-skate program (a $132 value including $12 membership fee). Eight-week classes are held on the following dates and times:
• October 25–December 13: Tuesdays at 6:45 p.m.
October 30–December 17: Saturdays at 11:30 a.m.

Blazers Ice Centre, home of the Oklahoma University Sooners, lets groups embark on frosty fun adventures during daily public-skate hours. Twirling and toe-picking across a frozen indoor pond marries exercise with entertainment and gives budding Dorothy Hamills and Wayne Gretzkys a chance to practice camel spins, fast breaks, and basic stopping technique, such as running into a wall. Fueled by a meal of chicken fingers, fries, and a drink, a foursome of ice gliders can enjoy freestyle skating to their heart's content.

Registered instructors mold slip 'n' sliders of all ages into graceful ice traversers in the fundamentals of the U.S. Figure Skating Basic Skills Program. Pupils wearing either their own skates or a pair of rentals (included with this Groupon) ease onto the rink, as skate mavens impart the basics of icemanship, such as distinguishing between a triple lutz, a double salchow, or a single angry zamboni. After the invigorating lessons, class members gambol about during public skating, where the Sooners’ palpable aura acts as an inspirational beacon to aspiring skaters.