Some washing machines rotate at the inverse velocity of time, creating tiny wormholes just large enough to transport a single sock into another dimension. Keep garments clean and in this universe with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a $20 laundry card at Blue Bubble Express Laundry.
Blue Bubble Express Laundry lathers garments, eradicates dirt, and scrubs stains in a variety of express washers and dryers. Laundry loaders can shovel soiled apparel into the Energy Star– and CEE-certified front-loading washing machines depending on the heaviness of the load, from the unassuming 20-pound washing machine ($3.49/load) to the 80-pound sudsing superweight ($7.49/load). To fluff dampened towels and resize wool sweaters, Blue Bubble’s express-stacked dryers blast the industry’s highest dampness-defeating airflow, creating an energy- and time-efficient drying process ($0.29/eight minutes).
The quiet machines create loving white noise for the open seating area in which guests can gaze at one of the three big-screen TVs, access wireless internet, or wipe away hunger with the vending machines brimming with snacks, sodas, and bubblegum-flavored laundry soap.
Blue Bubble Express Laundromat
Located a stone’s throw from the Ohio State University campus, Blue Bubble Express Laundromat houses an extensive fleet of clothes-cleansing equipment that thoroughly washes and dries the garments of students and locals alike. Front-loading washers hold 18- to 80-pounds, and efficient dryers carry equally hefty loads. Express washers digitally display the remaining time in each cycle, and many of Blue Bubble Express Laundromat’s Energy Star– and CEE–certified machines use less gas and electricity than regular devices. Wash-and-fold service lets customers drop off bundles for pickup about two days later, or they can wait for clothing to dry on-premises while gazing into three LCD televisions, perusing the information superhighway with free WiFi, or reading a flipbook on the history of fabric softener.