The body, like a subway system, houses an elaborate structure of hidden tubes that are littered with old food and discarded nickels. Clean up with today's Groupon to Blue Nile Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get one session of colon hydrotherapy (a $75 value).
- For $90, you get three sessions of colon hydrotherapy (a $205 value).
Blue Nile Spa’s colon hydrotherapy cleanses and detoxifies bodily plumbing while promoting healthier digestion and nutrient absorption. During each 30- to 45-minute procedure, technicians douse pipes with 20–35 gallons of purified water supplied by the gentle LIBBE system, freeing bodies from toxins, plaque buildup, and antique bubblegum collections. Sessions conclude with a toast-ready quaff, as patients guzzle an electrolyte-rich tincture to keep cells happily hydrated. At the end of each session, good bacteria move back into their newly renovated real estate, aiding digestion while debating the feasibility of installing a satellite dish.