If the game Monopoly taught us anything, it's that owning a car is a responsibility equal to that of owning a dog (or a thimble) and that free parking is something that happens to other people. Be less responsible with today's Groupon: for $11, you get three days of covered parking (up to a $33 value) at Blue Sky Airport Parking.
Located a short jaunt from Sky Harbor International Airport, Blue Sky Airport Parking equips Phoenix fliers with traveling convenience and the reassurance of a secure car. Arrive at the lot on the south side of the airport and relinquish your ride to an accommodating parking spot inside the fence-barricaded, video-monitored parking lot, ensuring your car will be guarded from potential thieves or 19th-century impressionists looking for something more experimental to paint on. After providing parkers ample time to exchange teary-eyed goodbyes with their sedans, an airport shuttle arrives car-side to load luggage and whisk travelers to the airport. Upon landing back in the heart of Arizona, Blue Sky's airport shuttle will swiftly transport automobile owners back to their eagerly waiting vehicles for a cheerful reunion.
Though Blue Sky Airport Parking sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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The Groupon Guide to: Spooky Stories
Whether you are attending a campout, a sleepover, or a fear-building retreat, having at least one good spooky story in your repertoire is essential. Here is a story that is guaranteed to raise hairs:
Ellindrea was gasping, breathless, at the top of the stairs. The door to the attic was locked. There was no escaping the skeleton crawling slowly toward her. It inched closer, the gnarled bones grotesquely scraping the dusty wooden steps of the abandoned antique mansion. This is it, she thought. All the decisions I made have led me here, to this. The third-grade horse accident. Yelling at Swarthington College. Leaving Brett because of his face problem. Spending my weekends provoking skeletons. Now I'm going to die.
"That's riiiiiiiiiiiight," said the skeleton, "I can reeeead your thoooughts…Ellindrea van Stamblepuff, you have wasted your liiiiiife."
His bony visage was now inches from her face, shrieking, "The reeeeal monster is complacency. Today, yesterday, and three weeeeeeeks ago, all days you'll never get baaaaaaack. There are beautiful hidden beaches. Tiny Spanish towns where the postman sings to the villagers. A secret, better Eiffel Tower in Iiiiiiiiiiindia. And you while away your days, content in your job answering phones at the junkyaaaaard. Ellindrea! This is a wake-up call! You have wasted your liiiiife!"
"I'm sorry!" yelled Ellindrea. "I'll do better! I'll seize the day. Live to the fullest and never take a day for granted!"
"So be it," howled the skeleton. "Sayonaaaaaaaaaara."
Just then, Ellindrea woke up, safe in her bed. It had all been a dream! Or had it? She noticed how beautiful the sunrise was and decided it didn’t matter. A new life was waiting. And then, just as she was about to jump out of bed and grab life by the horns, her house turned into a wolfman with ghosts for hands and killed her and then everyone else, even all the presidents and kings.
The end?
–James Joyce
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