While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high-ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $75, you get a one-hour massage, a mini rain-drop therapy session, and a $20 gift certificate at Bodique Mind & Body Wellness (a $150 value).
Inside the tranquil, inviting Bodique facility, the professional staff holsters extensive experience in a host of modalities and therapies to impart holistic well-being and tingly euphoria to both the mind and the muscles. Gentlemen can choose a Swedish massage, which soothes muscles with long, flowing strokes, or opt for the deep-tissue massage’s more rigorous kneading. While massaging information out of muscles, therapists incorporate mini rain-drop therapy. While this Groupon is not valid toward memberships, customers who purchase a one-year membership to Bodique at the time of their appointment will receive one extra month free.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Mind Games
Overabundance of mind games is the most widespread nonlycanthropic complaint in American romantic relationships. Learn how to play mind games to your advantage with today's guide:
• If your partner refuses to speak to you, then communicate your passive-aggressive barbs through a joint tax return or stuffed MP3 bear.
• If the promising first date still hasn't called, then wake up early and replace every pronoun in their newspaper with your first and last name.
• If your significant other asks a loaded question to which there is no noninsulting answer, then write it down, send it to the Hi and Lois comic-strip artists, and let us share in the hilarity.
• If your live-in love interest continuously drops hints about tying the knot, then demonstrate your commitment to lifetime commitments by marrying everyone in town. Even that one guy.
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