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Bodique Mind & Body Wellness – San Antonio

$99 for Couples Massage Package with Chocolate-Covered Strawberries ($236 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Couples share a relaxing, one-hour massage augmented by rose-scented aromatherapy and luscious chocolate-covered strawberries

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jul 24, 2013
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. All services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Spending a day at the spa can make you feel like royalty, much like cleaning out your earwax with a tiny silver spoon. Rule with a soft, well-moisturized fist with this Groupon.

$99 for a Couples Massage Package ($236 Total Value)

  • One-hour couples massage (a $150 value)
  • Rose-scented aromatherapy (a $16 value)
  • Chocolate-covered strawberries and a nonalcoholic toast (a $20 value)
  • Two $25 gift certificates for a future visit

Laura L. Reynolds, MT026903

Bodique Mind & Body Wellness

The staff at Bodique Mind & Body Wellness takes a holistic approach to well-being that aims to bring euphoria to both the mind and body. Favoring all-natural, hypoallergenic products, the licensed massage therapists and wellness professionals nurture visitors with services that range from massages to detoxifying body wraps and baths. To further promote holistic living, Bodique's team posts inspiration and resources on its Health Tips webpage; tips range from nutritional advice to recommendations for documentaries such as Forks Over Knives and Spork: A Love Story.

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Bodique Mind & Body Wellness

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    San Antonio

    4821 Fredericksburg Rd., Suite A
    San Antonio, Texas 78229
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