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Body Sculpt By Laser – Los Gatos

One, Three, or Six Laser Fat-Reduction Treatments (Up to 77% Off)

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$660
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  • Fountain of Youth

In a Nutshell

Doctors impart tips for healthy living and beam cold-laser light into cells to spur breakdown of fats with no surgery or downtime

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jul 3, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must schedule consultation within 6 months. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 48hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Not valid for clients with epilepsy, pacemakers, cancer, or who are pregnant or breast feeding. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded.
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It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon.

Choose From Three Options

  • $149 for a consultation and one laser fat-reduction session (a $660 value)
  • $399 for a consultation and three laser fat-reduction sessions (a $1,660 value)
  • $899 for a consultation and six laser fat-reduction sessions (a $3,160 value)

Following a consultation with a doctor to record measurements and determine weight-loss goals, clients undergo laser treatments that help shrink fatty adipose cells along waistlines, thighs, or abdomens. Each YOLO Curve laser session is followed by a brief stint on a body-vibration platform, which prompts muscles to contract to increase circulation and aid in the natural fat-disposing process. At the end of the final session, clients' inch loss is revealed through final measurements and a decoder ring. Groupon customers may purchase additional treatments at a 25% discount.

Body Sculpt By Laser

Calling on more than 50 years of combined experience, the doctors at Body Sculpt By Laser make over clients from the inside out with holistic, noninvasive treatments. Their one-two coup de grâce against flab begins with the FDA-approved Lapex LipoLaser, which shrinks fatty adipose cells by causing them to release triglycerides for natural disposal through the lymphatic system. This gentle process is aided by whole-body-vibration treatments that kick metabolisms into overdrive for expedient fat removal. The staff also creates custom lifestyle programs, including nutritional plans and roller-skate implants, and supplies herbal supplements to bolster weight-loss efforts.

Groupon Says

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Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My bf of five years still won’t move in with me. Should I stick with him or move on?
—B. Sanderson

Guiding Light: Many advicetronauts (industry term) would suggest that you analyze whether or not this relationship is going anywhere. That’s dumb. Perhaps your house is not cool enough. How many marble pillars are there? If you are able to tally them without losing count, the answer is not enough. Make it nice. Hang some paintings of old Italian horses fighting or bowls with fruit in them. Get it together, B. Sanderson.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My dog has been acting really strange lately. He wakes me up barking and sometimes even growls at me and bares his teeth. What should I do?
—Tony R.

Guiding Light: Dogs are beautiful, innocent creatures whose eyes seek justice and whose hearts live in the truth. Your dog is angry because it knows about all of your wrongdoings (slander, pickpocketing, lewd art, bad body smells, etc.) and now it wants to hold you accountable. Let your perfect pooch shower its wrath upon your home and family so that you can finally be free of sin.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I'm 24 and still unsure what to do with my life. I tried art and wasn't any good and didn't excel at photography. I hate corporate culture. Please help me find direction.
—Laura D.

Guiding Light: According to an online personality quiz we took on your behalf, you're a Seeker, Not a Five-Days-a-Weeker! Continue pursuing various idle hobbies, ideally at the expense of a parent or significant other. Eventually you may find one you excel at—if not, you can always move to a country where idleness is appreciated, i.e. every country but America.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I'm not good at cooking, but I told this girl I was. She's coming over for a dinner date next week and I have no idea what to do. What is an easy way to look like a good cook?
—Stephen B.

Guiding Light: If you aren't the best chef, fool her by wearing one of those floppy chef hats and using fake skin to cover your hands in thick, hideous calluses, which professional chefs have from years of handling frying pans with no gloves. Also, I guess buy some food from a food store.

Seriously, to receive your own Groupon Guiding Light in the next installment, email a problem that needs advice to cat@groupon.com.

Our advice is so good, sometimes we even ask ourselves (for advice).

Body Sculpt By Laser

4.0 out of 5
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    Los Gatos

    10 Jackson St., Suite 109
    Los Gatos, California 95030
    (408) 800-8629
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Reviews

  • They were clean, friendly, and professional and worked with me to set up appointments so I didn't miss time from work.
    marty d., Yelp, 3/9/12
  • Great staff, very knowledgeable doctor to answer questions, all around good experience.
    Karen C., Yelp, 12/27/11