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Bombshell Movement Studio – Joliet

$29 for Three Pole-Dancing Classes ($84 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Build muscle tone and boost confidence during classes that teach the basic spins and climbs of pole dancing at a women-only studio

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 16, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required; subject to availability. Must present valid ID at redemption. 3hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. New clients only. Classes must be used by the same person. Must complete Pole Newbie class before taking other classes. Must sign waiver.
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Pole dancing builds core strength, which comes in handy if you ever need to hold a sack filled with combination locks over your head for a few hours. Spin toward a six-pack with this Groupon.

$29 for Three Pole-Dancing Classes ($84 Value)

During their first class, the pole-newbie class, students grasp the basics of pole dancing as they spin, climb, and develop a routine. Students may select any two classes after completing the introductory class.

Bombshell Movement Studio

Working out at a gym can become monotonous—completing the same reps over and over again. But at Bombshell Movement Studio, the emphasis is on fun, as women shimmy and spin themselves into shape during a variety of pole-dancing classes. Each entertaining session builds students' confidence and endurance as they twirl or create a burlesque dance routine for their next condo-association meeting. Within the supportive environment, women can also celebrate bachelorette bashes or girls' night out with flirt-enhancing parties or learn lap-dance techniques and sultry moves in workshops.

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Bombshell Movement Studio

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    Joliet

    3119 W Jefferson St.
    Joliet, Illinois 60435
    (888) 400-8079
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