"Losing weight" and "feeling great" have rhymed ever since Congress ordered them to with the Make Life More Perfect Act of 1927. Everything fits with this Groupon.
$99 for a 30-Day Diet Program ($314 Total Value)
- Testing, including blood test, complete blood count, complete metabolic panel, thyroid panel, and lipid panel (a $149 value)
- 30-day supply of prescription-strength PhenTabz appetite suppressants (a $45 value)
- Eight vitamin B-12 injections, which may boost the metabolism (a $15 value each). Injections are administered once per week.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
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