Before pole dancing, the greatest height that a dancer could reach depended on the arm strength of her ballet partner or the endurance of her giant, rideable eagle. Twirl tantalizingly skyward with this Groupon.
Choose from Six Options
- $12 for one Pole Tease intro class (a $25 value)
- $35 for one Pole Tease class and five drop-in fitness classes (a $124.30 value)
- $39 for a four-week Pole Basics dance class (a $111.87 value)
Choose between the Carlaw Avenue and Queen Street West locations in Toronto.
Brass Vixens
Brass Vixens encourages students of all ages and experience levels to laugh in the face of gravity with empowering pole-dance classes in two Toronto studios, both of which also host torso-toning fitness courses. Small class sizes allow instructors to steadily dispense personalized tips and ensure that guests never need to double up on poles or pull impromptu barbershop heists. When they aren't showcasing their dizzying spins and inversions, staff members lead exercise routines in hula hooping, core work, and full-body boot-camp drills. With an unconditional acceptance for all skill sets, instructors can always scale the difficulty of the routine's moves up or down, and certain courses admit coed attendees.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Detecting Fishiness
When detectives say that something "smells fishy," they aren't referring to the effects of trimethylaminuria, a rare metabolic disorder that causes a person to give off a fish-like odour. Instead, they're noting that their suspicion has been aroused by dubious behaviour. Complete this short test to see if you've got a policeman’s sixth sense for suspicion:
1. Three bodies, including a husband and wife, lie dead in a messy bedroom. Was it: A. A crime of passion? B. A blackmail gone deadly? C. Or, did the coroner's report fail to mention one important detail? All the bodies were bears! And the bedroom was a forest! It was a simple case of nature's unforgiving cruelty all along.
2. The last person to see out-of-town stranger Lydia alive was the shady mechanic with a history of shouting at town meetings. Did he: A. Kidnap her and hide the body? B. Knock her unconscious and sell her liver? C. Or, did he deliver her to unscrupulous ornithologists? Because Lydia was a rare tropical bird the entire time! Curse you, nature, for your cruel beauty drives normal men insane!
3. The local locksmith's tax returns don't add up. Was it: A. A simple case of tax fraud? B. Extortion? C. Or, were the "tax returns" actually a roving den of cobras, sneaking into an office building's air-conditioning vents, waiting to drop on unsuspecting travel agents simply because their cruel instincts left them no other choice? Why, nature, why? Why must you test the bounds of morality in so deadly a fashion? Curse you!
Your Score:
- If you answered A, then you are entirely wrong. You don't know anything about crime.
- If you answered B, then have you even heard of crime? If you haven't, it's like when you follow the law, but backward.
- If you answered C, then congratulations. You are now a deputized police officer in all 10 provinces.
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