Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged pinata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today’s Groupon to Brighten Your Day Home Cleaning Services. Choose between the following options:

• For $45, you get three man-hours of standard house cleaning (a $90 value).
• For $55, you get four man-hours of standard house cleaning (a $120 value).<p>

Arriving with all equipment and supplies at the ready, Brighten Your Day Home Cleaning Services’ team of fully trained and uniformed cleaners polish, dust, and buff homestead interiors in need of grime eradication. Wielding 100 per cent biodegradable and phosphate-free kitchen cleaners, personnel purify floors, wash cabinet doors, scrub drip pans, and check stove-top surfaces for oven fevers. Bathtub and shower tiles receive thorough sluicing, disinfectant sanitizes bathroom counters, and a mop and bucket pairing exclusively soaks bathroom floors to prevent bacterial spread from reuse throughout the house. As hoovers slurp dust off lampshades, stairs, upholstered furniture, and all floors, Brighten Your Day employees hand wipe dust and loose dirt from leather furniture and hiding ottomans spooked by the vacuum.