People are attracted to bright smiles, like moths to a flame or mechanical moths to giant electromagnets. Improve your pull with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $69 for two 20-minute teeth-whitening sessions performed in one office visit (a $199 value)
- $39 for a take-home whitening kit equipped with two trays and storage case, accelerator light, and enough carbamide peroxide for six whitening treatments (a $129 value)
Brightway Smile
Brightway Smile swiftly exorcises stains from oral porcelains with a whitening process that employs dental-grade hydrogen-peroxide gel or carbamide-peroxide gel for sensitive incisors. Patrons brush and rinse mouth stones before donning dark sunglasses and relaxing in chairs to meditate with iPod tunes or internal recitations of Vogue while teeth brighten. The treatment foregoes trays, allowing patients to uniformly coat their own chompers with a powerful solution that fizzes into enamel and whitewashes stains. Staffers zap gel-shrouded smiles with a cool blue LED light that automatically powers down after 20 minutes. A second treatment immediately follows the first to further brighten and extend the lifespan of clients' smiles for roughly a year or until their next tie-dye milkshake. Brightway Smile also supplies take-home kits and touch-up pens to keep bicuspids camera-ready in the comfort of their abodes.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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