According to a recent survey, people have listed chocolate as their preferred cause of death, followed closely by "money avalanche" and "dangerously high exposure to nudity." Get one foot in the tastiest grave with today's Groupon: for $9, you get two sandwich combos and two brownies at Buford's Brownies (a $17.80 total value).
The chocolateers at Buford's craft rich and rectangular brownies out of Ghirardelli cocoa, fresh eggs, creamy butter, and fine-grain sugar. Subvert putative dining wisdom by first indulging the brain's chocolate lobe with via two of Buford's sumptuous and sinful brownies, made with mounds of chocolate chips, pecans, or peanut butter (a $1.95 value each). Made from the finest ingredients, each of the benevolent brownies are built from scratch and can satisfy epicurean proclivities by being dined on or fulfill athletic passions by being chucked at a large canvass and smeared into an image of Larry Walker swinging for the fences. Pairs of midday masticators can also each enjoy one of six sandwich combos (a $6.95 value each), including honey roasted turkey, roast beef, or smoked ham, as well as pimento cheese sandwiches made with sharp cheddar. The kitchen team dresses each deli delight with a flavorful frock of dijon mustard and Buford's special blend of seasoning, in addition to augmenting flavor floods by including a sugary soft drink and a side of pasta salad, potato salad, or chips.