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CB DESIGN – Redeem from Home

2, 4, or 10 Hours of Handyman Services (76% Off)

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No Longer Available
Mon Aug 20 06:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$250
Discount
76%
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$191
  • T460x279
  • Home Improvement

In a Nutshell

Handymen take on household tasks such as repairing walls, installing fans or faucets, and outfitting homes with doors and windows

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 13, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Valid only within select service area. After hours work available for an additional fee. Hours determined as man-hours. On-site consultation included at time of service. Materials not included, travel time for material pick-up counts for time limit. Must use promotional value in one visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

By keeping all of his supplies in a toolbelt, a handyman never has to rifle through a toolbox or reveal that he’s a marsupial. Recruit a human contractor with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $59 for 2 man-hours of handyman services (a $250 value)
  • $119 for 4 man-hours of handyman services (a $500 value)
  • $299 for 10 man-hours of handyman services (a $1,250 value)

Handymen can complete a number of basic household tasks. For instance, in two hours, craftsmen can patch and paint drywall holes, affix a new fan to the ceiling, or swap out leaky faucets for fresh ones. In four hours, windows and doors can be installed or replaced. In 10 hours, handymen can tackle almost any larger task.

CB DESIGN

The founders of CB DESIGN hail from a long lineage of European design and construction experts. As a result, they have generations of expertise, which they bring to life through 3-D design software and unorthodox science experiments. By adding depth to blueprints, they help clients gain a tangible sense of the scale and style of planned renovations. After clients approve plans, CB DESIGN’s personnel acquire the necessary permits and ensure that subcontractors erect or adapt domiciles in an eco-friendly way. They even craft custom steel fixtures through a fabrication company.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.