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Change for Life Wellness and Aesthetic Center – Capitol Hill

$1,199 for Six Zerona Body-Slimming Treatments ($2,800 Value)

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  • Swimsuit Season
  • Fountain of Youth

In a Nutshell

Noninvasive body-sculpting treatment aims to remove fat and contour the body with no downtime

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 27, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required.
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Losing weight can make you feel like yourself at last, unlike entering witness protection, which always makes you "Darby Hatbox." Show off the new you with this Groupon.

$1,199 for Six Zerona Treatments ($2,800 Value)

Zerona body-slimming treatments use a low-level laser to break down fat cells, which are removed from the body via natural processes. Results can include weight loss, tighter skin, and less belly fat.

Change for Life Wellness and Aesthetic Center

Dr. Wanda Minnis-Dyson opened her own practice in 1999 with a single specialty in internal medicine. Soon, however, she built on her expertise to include weight-loss medicine, which turned out to be a fateful choice for the focus of her practice. With that, plus the addition of mesotherapy and aesthetics in 2004, what was once a small medical practice morphed into Change for Life Wellness and Aesthetic Center. Today, she and her staff revamp bodies by shepherding clients through weight-loss programs, rejuvenating skin with dermal fillers, and brightening faces with a kissing booth run by two halogen bulbs. Dr. Dyson spends her time away from the office partaking in medical conferences, speaking on medical panels, and bettering the community at myriad outreach events.

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    650 Pennsylvania Ave. SE, Suite 250
    Washington, D.C. 20003
    (202) 575-4660
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