People tend to notice when you've lost weight, especially if they are the people who carry your palanquin around. Show off your success with this Groupon.
$39 for a weight-loss package ($369 total value)
- 30-day supply of appetite suppressants ($99 value)
- Weekly LipoLean injections with B-12 vitamins ($220 value)
- Labs, if medically required ($50 value)
- Weekly weigh-in on an advanced weight-loss scale
Cherry Creek Medical Weight Loss
The health specialists at Cherry Creek Medical Weight Loss supercharge clients for active lifestyles and pound-shedding endeavors with energy-boosting supplements, injections, and hormone therapies. To determine which treatments will be most effective, the dedicated staff works with each patient to draft a personalized plan for losing weight and feeling healthy based on a complimentary consultation. When patients slim down or recalibrate their internal chemistry levels, they tend to gain an improved self-image, a better quality of life, and a more youthful constitution, allowing them to use future genie wishes on more important desires, such as a singing pony.