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Chicagoland Cleaners – Redeem from Home

Three or Season of Snow Plows with Salting for Two-Car Driveway (Half Off)

from$75
Buy
No Longer Available
Sat Dec 15 05:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$150
Discount
50%
You Save
$75
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In a Nutshell

Professional drivers safeguard homes against dangerous ice buildup and frost damage

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 31, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required 24hr in advance for 3-plow option; 48hr notice for heavy snow storm. Must sign waiver. Min 2inches of snow. Season contract valid for up to 30 inches of snow. Valid within 25 miles of 60056. Extra fee for sidewalks.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

A driveway covered in snow makes it virtually impossible to park in the garage or appreciate the asphalt angels left by pavers. Clear a path with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $75 for three snow plows with salting for up to a two-car driveway (a $150 value)
  • $299 for a season of snow plows with salting for up to a two-car driveway (a $600 value)

Chicagoland Cleaners

Dingy carpets, grimy kitchens, and dryer ducts clogged with lint: the many arms of Chicagoland Cleaners can restore them all to sparkling-clean purity. With a focus on using advanced equipment and eco-friendly products wherever possible, the cleaners create peaceful, pristine environments inside and outside homes. Interior housecleaning services are as diverse as regular maid service and deep cleaning, including hardwood-floor waxing in preparation for sock-sliding relays. The crew purges air-duct systems with HEPA dustless technology, which safely removes debris and spores without releasing byproducts into the surrounding area. High-powered pressure is also available for washing homes’ exteriors or purging driveways, patios, and walls of caked-on dirt and modernist avian art.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Harebrained Schemes

These days it seems like everyone has some kind of harebrained get-rich-quick scheme. Use this handy guide to sort out whether a scheme is destined for failure or straight for the bank:

Scheme: Your neighbor Robert wants you to open a flower shop with him.
Verdict: Harebrained. Robert inherited the flower shop from his father, but in order to keep the shop’s best customer, Mrs. Winifred Downing, you’ll have to pretend that Robert’s father is still alive and court Mrs. Downing in his guise.

Scheme: Your boyfriend, Calvin, wants to get married.
Verdict: Harebrained. Calvin will use the marriage as a contract to bind you together both financially and spiritually. Once you’ve signed the paperwork, Calvin can move into your house and even use your toilet.

Scheme: Your older cousin, Harrison, wants to build an airplane in the front yard and charge local children to take rides in it.
Verdict: Legitimate. This is a business opportunity you won’t want to pass up, just to see every other family in the neighborhood raking in money with their front-yard aeronautics companies. Sign over all of your bank accounts and government bonds to Harrison as soon as possible.

Look at those children having fun in that raft on the roof!

Chicagoland Cleaners