Among ways to start the morning, eating a balanced breakfast is second only to jogging with the sheep you counted the night before. Get your stomach off on the right foot with today's Groupon to Christine's Family Restaurant in Eagleville. Choose from the following options:
- For $10, you get $20 worth of comfort fare at breakfast.
- For $15, you get $30 worth of comfort fare at dinner for two or more people.
- For $25, you get $50 worth of comfort fare at dinner for four or more people.
Christine's Family Restaurant adorns tabletops with hearty helpings of classic American comfort fare from dawn until dusk. Diners stuff yawning mouths and yodeling stomachs with sound-muffling bites of breakfast sandwiches including the Super Melt ($7.50), which piles two slices of sourdough with ham, american cheese, and two farm-fresh eggs and pairs it with a side of home fries. Or set your own schedule for early morning delights with an anytime breakfast special such as corned-beef-hash casserole topped with two eggs any style ($8.50) or a syrupy stack of griddle-fresh pancakes topped with fresh blueberries or chocolate chips ($6.50). The distant peal of a dinner bell signals supper eaters to sample Christine's oceanic fare such as a broiled or fried crab cake served with soup or salad and a side such as mashed potatoes with gravy ($13.95), and stuffed pork chops ($8.95) and new york strip steaks feed the feasting needs of hungry carnivores and traveling steak-knife salesmen. Christine's also fills hungry bellies and idle hands with an assortment of wraps, sandwiches, and triple-decker clubs ($3.95–$7.95), and a kids' menu serves up pint-size portions of everything from roast turkey ($4.95) to eggs with bacon or sausage ($4.95).
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Houseguests
Houseguests can be old friends, in-laws, or wandering strangers who hate personal space. Here's a guide to handling houseguests:
• Clean Up: No one wants to visit a dirty home, so be sure to clean up any dust, broken glass, or nude wall art that may have collected.
• Put Out Fresh Linens: Human skin cannot be exposed to any linens with a thread count of less than 600. If you don't have 600-count sheets, make them by layering three 200-thread-count sheets and stapling them together.
• Entertain Them: Houseguests love games, but never challenge them to a game of charades. They are masters of deception who can shape-shift into any movie, book, or Tom Hanks, and after they win, they will insist on giving your spouse a lingering victory hug.
• Make Them Comfortable: Though a houseguest's main duty is to make you uncomfortable by hiding in the bathroom until you accidentally walk in on them, you still must make them feel comfortable. Cover the floors of your home with mattresses to make them feel as comfortable as they'd be if they were in their own home or walking on their own government-sanctioned mattresses.
• Feed Them: When left to fend for themselves in the kitchen, houseguests will only feel comfortable eating the cardboard box that surrounds cereal. Let them know that they can eat anything they want as long as they promise to not ingest any of your kitchen's powerful and expensive smells.
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