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Circle Sage Healing and Massage Center – Burnsville

60-Minute Massage or Spa-Reflexology Treatment (Half Off)

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In a Nutshell

Eight massage therapists administer six types of massage and an enhanced reflexology treatment with an herbal soak and scrub

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 20, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to 1/2 Groupon price may apply.
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If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $30 for a 60-minute massage (a $60 value)
  • $35 for a 60-minute spa-reflexology treatment (a $70 value)

Groupon holders have a choice of any of the center's massage treatments, which include relaxation, therapeutic, deep-tissue, hot-stone, prenatal, and myofascial-release massage. Spa-reflexology treatments blend foot-reflexology sessions to stimulate self-healing with an herbal soak that's then followed by either a chocolate or cranberry scrub.

Circle Sage Healing and Massage Center

After working as a massage therapist in various chiropractic offices and spas, owner Maureen Queau fulfilled her dream when she opened up Circle Sage Healing and Massage Center in 2006. All told, she’s now practiced her therapeutic craft for almost 20 years. Joined by a team of eight other massage therapists, Maureen can either field a pro baseball team or unite massage, alternative medicine, and pampering body treatments to take care of clients. On top of the six types of massage they dole out daily, the staffers administer reiki, reflexology, and ionic-footbath sessions. Circle Sage recommends that clients arrive 15 minutes early for appointments so that they can relax in a massage chair before their treatments.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

Circle Sage Healing and Massage Center

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    Burnsville

    10 E McAndrews Rd.
    Burnsville, Minnesota 55337
    (952) 435-3556
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