If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon: for $85, you get two Essentials Plus packages from Clean Sweep Building Maintenance (up to a $340 value). The packages include wall-to-wall cleaning of up to 2,000 square feet and up to 2.5 bathrooms. Service areas up to 20 minutes outside of Vancouver are subject to a $20 transportation charge per visit, while service areas of 20 to 40 minutes outside Vancouver are subject to a $40 transportation charge per visit.
Clean Sweep Building Maintenance's insured, licensed, and bonded mop-whisperers scour domestic dwellings from wall to wall with grime-fighting disinfectants. Professional teams make each domicile dazzle like a shark's grin after a visit to the dentist with two Essentials Plus housecleaning packages, which include the dusting, mopping and vacuuming of sullied surfaces along with a surface wiping of the kitchen and a scrubbing of up to 2.5 bathrooms on two visits. The crew sanitizes and disinfects each room thoroughly throughout a process that typically spans two to three hours. Since Clean Sweep's team provides its own equipment, customers don't need to acquire any cleaning gear or brew an animation spell to bring a broom to life.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Animal Sounds
Identifying animal sounds isn't just for schoolchildren and the professional hunters who capture most of the meat our nation eats today—it's a skill that might just save your life. Test your knowledge by matching the animals to their telltale noises:
The Animals
1) Dog
2) Parrot
3) Tony the Tiger
4) Dodo Bird
5) Human
The Noises
A. Er-Er-Ber
B. Cluck-Cluck
C. Argh!
D. Bow-Wow
E. They’re Grrrrreat!
The Answers
1) D Dogs go Bow-Wow. Animal behaviourists believe this signature howl is short for "Bow, humans! Wow, you're not doing it…." Dogs hate humans.
2) B Parrots go Cluck-Cluck, assuming that the parrots have been living with a chicken.
3) E Frosted Flakes' spokescat Tony the Tiger went They're Grrrrreat!, though he was recently fired after being photographed eating Cheerios in a men's hotel outside Orlando.
4) A Dodo birds went Er-Er-Ber. Or did they? We'll never know, because man hunted the flightless dodos to extinction, believing their bellies to be filled with gold. Granted, they were filled with gold, but now there's no bird-gold for the rest of us. Thanks a lot, humans.
5) C Humans go Argh! to express their innate frustration that stabbing plants doesn't cause a delicious sugary goop to come out, even though that worked once, with maple syrup.
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