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Cleanup Steemer – Redeem from Home

Carpet Cleaning for Three or Six Areas (Up to 68% Off)

from$39
Buy
No Longer Available
Tue May 15 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$115
Discount
66%
You Save
$76
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In a Nutshell

Cleaners use hot-water extraction to cleanse three areas in approximately two hours or six areas in approximately four hours.

The Fine Print

  • Expires Nov 21, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required, subject to availability. Option for 3 areas valid for up to 750 total sq. ft.; option for 6 areas valid for up to 1,500 sq. ft. Valid only within 20mi of 21234.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Carpets muffle sounds as a courtesy to downstairs neighbors, who frankly should be proud of you for being able to bounce a basketball between the floor and ceiling so many times. Keep carpets plush with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $39 for carpet cleaning for three areas up to a total of 750 square feet (up to a $114.99 value)
  • $69 for carpet cleaning for six areas up to a total of 1,500 square feet (up to a $213.99 value)

Though Cleanup Steemer sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

Cleanup Steemer

Cleanup Steemer's expert crew members arrive at domiciles and commercial spaces to cleanse carpets using hot-water extraction. Despite the company's name, the cleaners do not limit themselves to furry floors alone. They steam-clean furniture, tend to marble, and deodorize living spaces. In bathrooms, the technicians can also repair grout and caulking damaged by bath-time tidal waves.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Learning to Shave from Your Dad

Learning to shave is an important milestone for young American men and, for those lucky enough to have a dad, it can be a rich one. Here are the steps to having your father teach you to shave:

  • If he has yet to teach you, drop your father hints by talking about how much your new hairs itch or going to important family events fully lathered.
  • Once he’s started teaching, deeply breathe in the musky scents. The thick, impossibly white foam. Dad’s old badger-haired brush. Old Spice cologne that smells as if the flowers are blooming in a rich czar’s menagerie.
  • Feel the strength of your father’s arms as he guides your hands in the proper shaver’s motion. They are rough and pocked, yet they move your arms in such a firm softness that you can sense he’ll be standing proud at your wedding and buy you an American beer after your divorce.
  • He may accidentally cut himself or you, but fear not, as a tiny segment of toilet tissue will hold the meaningless wound. Take this moment to reflect on the fact that your father is no god. Realize, boy, that the day will come when he falters and you will defeat him in myriad arenas. Your brain will conjure pride, but your soul will ache with guilt.
  • I wonder what happened to Dad’s old ‘vette. I’ll bet Chris and I could spend a summer restoring it if I could just get him away from his texting. My back hurts more every day…

How do I overcome my fear of my father in order to let him teach me to shave?

Cleanup Steemer