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Club Maids – Redeem from Home

One, Two, or Three Two-Hour Housecleaning Sessions (Up to 56% Off)

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No Longer Available
Fri Aug 17 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$80
Discount
51%
You Save
$41
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In a Nutshell

House, window, or carpet cleaning with brand-name products included

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 24, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Interior windows only. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Valid only in Broward County, Dade County, and within a 10 mile radius of zip code 33432. Extra $20 fee for one additional hour of cleaning.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Dust particles are all around us, accumulating on top of ceiling fans and settling deftly on our eyeballs. Clear the air with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $39 for one two-hour cleaning session (an $80 value)
  • $75 for two two-hour cleaning sessions (a $160 value)
  • $105 for three two-hour cleaning sessions (a $240 value)

This Groupon can be used for any of Club Maids' cleaning services, including house cleaning and move-in or move-out cleaning. Services are available daily from 8 a.m.–5 p.m.

Club Maids

Armed with brand-name cleaning products, Club Maids' staff descends upon homes to buff, dust, and tidy up spaces. The team offers many services, from spring-cleaning packages that tackle the fridge, cupboards, and oven to same-day emergency cleanings that mask the aftermath of basement floods, bathroom leaks, and family-room pie-eating contests. The agency can also focus on dirty details with in-depth window cleaning or carpet cleaning jobs that combine the power of steam and vacuum technology. And for added convenience, all jobs come with free in-home assessments and quotes.

Groupon Says

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Jobs are for work-loving stiffs who worship the gods of the nine-to-five clock. Throw off the shackles of gainful employment with these creative ways to end your job:

  • If you work at a place with a counter, hop over it and pretend to be a customer. When you get to the front of the line, order the I Quit! sandwich/movie ticket/bank account.

  • Send your boss an email telling him or her to meet you in the break room. When he or she shows up, be sawing the head off of an effigy you made of your work self.

  • Leave a voicemail on the phone of each of your coworkers giving them a really personal compliment. They'll know that you're being too familiar for someone who could still be considered a colleague.

  • If you work somewhere that has customers, hold them close and tell them you'll miss them. Tell them the things that have been in your heart this whole time that you couldn't express because of the unspoken boundaries between worker and customer. Let them know that though they will not see ever you in the future, you will live on in their brains like a bad brain fungus.

  • If you're a famous movie actor, just sprinkle the letters from the words "I quit" throughout the words of the dialogue in your movie.

How can I break free from being gainfully employed?

Club Maids