When dogs were first domesticated, exasperated Neanderthals would have to wash them every time they rolled in cave paint or ran after a tennis ball into a tar pit. Rinse mongrels of modern messes with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a microbubble treatment and Cocojor zen bath for dogs at Cocojor Hawaii (up to a $60 value).
In addition to dressing dapper pooches in authentic Hawaiian dog apparel, Cocojor Hawaii purifies canine coats with the microbubble pet deep-cleaning system. As they soak for about 15 minutes in a warm tub, pups can relax by counting sheep made of bacon as microbubbles dive into pores, bonding to dirt with negative ions and lifting debris out of sullied pelts with no bothersome scrubbing. The minuscule spheres also exile odors and surplus oils, oxygenating the skin to help to heal mutts with most dermal conditions.
Hounds can step out of their laundering session with reduced dryness, less achy joints, and glossier fur. The Cocojor all-natural zen bath then steeps quadruped cohorts in original, plumeria, Japanese cherry blossom, or green-tea scented shampoo and conditioner before a thorough drying. A massage with a specialized bubble brush works through muscle and hair tangles, and a deep ear cleaning enables pets to hear oncoming hugs. Depending on the dog, the treatment can last 30–60 minutes and requires a further $10–$20 fee to bathe tail-waggers who weigh more than 50 pounds. Human companions can wait in the Barkery Internet Cafe, while humans and dogs alike can enjoy the sun in the organic herb garden. While not included in this Groupon, Cocojor Hawaii also offers doggie daycare.
Cocojor Emporium & Spaw
Monica Shigenaga used to dress up her american staffordshire terriers, Coco and Jordan, because it seemed to make all three of them laugh. Soon she realized that well-designed apparel could solve canine problems as well. She created cooling vests to keep her show dogs from panting wildly during training sessions, and before long, she was also making dog-size muumuus, surf shorts, and aloha shirts. Since then, her canine fashions have appeared on runways in Japan and on the Today show in the United States. They can also be found in a boutique at Cocojor Emporium & Spaw, Monica’s upscale dog spa and boarding facility, which is named for her two beloved pups.
At the spa, dogs can visit groomers for stylish haircuts and baths featuring all-natural shampoos and conditioners. Here, dogs can try Monica’s other signature product: Micro Bubbles, a bath add-on that fizzes away dirt, dead skin, and odor-causing bacteria while massaging the pup’s skin. Nearby, pups can grab treats at the Barkery, where bakers handcraft organic biscuits and dog-friendly birthday cakes. Overnight guests and doggy-daycare clients can enjoy these snacks between naps, walks, games, and cuddles from the facility’s caring staff. To make stays at the spa as relaxing as possible, a chauffeur can pick up VIP visitors or sing them lullabies in their native howls and growls.