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Colon Care, Inc. – Near North Side

Colon Hydrotherapy with Optional "Fat Blast" and Blood Test (Up to 70% Off)

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Sun Feb 03 05:59:59 UTC 2013
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$90
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In a Nutshell

Certified hydrotherapist Christina Pfeifer cleanses colons with purified water, which stimulates peristalsis to flush out waste

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 48hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Treatments must be used by the same person. Credit card required at time of booking.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Cleansing your inner-workings is part of regular maintenance, like hosing down your car's engine or yelling at your cat until he coughs up every last half-digested crayon. Feel empty inside—the good kind—with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $45 for a colon-hydrotherapy session (up to a $90 value)
  • $144 for a colon-hydrotherapy session and a "Fat Blast" thyroid obesity blood test and detox panel (a $474 value)

During the 30- to 40-minute colon-hydrotherapy session, a hydrotherapist washes the colon with warm, purified water. The water simultaneously loosens fecal matter and stimulates peristalsis to flush waste from the system. The thyroid obesity blood test then delves into the potential causes of chronic fatigue in two minutes. Results reveal whether patients have sluggish thyroids or a blood-sugar regulation problems, why they stores excess body fat, and how they can reverse fatigue and fat storage.

Colon Care, Inc.

Since 1996, colon hydrotherapist Christina Pfeifer has been promoting wellness with a combination of colonics, acupuncture, and other body-purifying treatments. Her services extend to other areas of the body, as well—she leeches toxins from the feet with ionic baths, harmonizes internal energy with acupuncture, and believably impersonates Fabio to fortify mental well-being. Christina also offers seasonal cleanse classes that include both detox and colon-cleanse kits for 28 days of of purification.

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Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Your Dream Body

If you find yourself with hours and hours of free time every day, spend it productively—by thinking about or drawing your dream body. Here are some things that belong on the perfect you:

  • Long, flowing hair
  • Long, flowing foot hair, so you can donate regularly to a wig shop without cutting your head hair
  • Two noses: one for smelling and one for eating small foods
  • Edible, beef-flavored tongue
  • Legs and arms switched
  • Fingers that somehow aren't as disgusting as normal human fingers. Maybe they don't have knuckles, or each finger has a diamond-shaped tip. Anything to make them less disgusting.
  • Entirely sword-resistant

If your nose had teeth, would you stop using your mouth to eat?

Colon Care, Inc.

4.5 out of 5
Yelp (10 Reviews)
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    Near North Side

    920 N Franklin St., Suite 402
    Chicago, Illinois 60610
    (312) 664-5886
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Reviews

  • The best part about this small, family run facility is the emphasis they place on educating their clients
    Jillian G., Yelp, 3/15/12