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Colonic Center of America – University Heights

1, 2, 4, or 12 Colon-Hydrotherapy Sessions (Up to 54% Off)

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In a Nutshell

An FDA-approved warm-water system removes excess waste and toxins from colon

The Fine Print

  • Expiration varies
  • Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Valid only for option purchased.
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Toxins have slowly crept into the natural world, filling water with lead, air with smog, and half of all trees with limitless rage. Keep yourself pure with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

  • $30 for 1 colon-hydrotherapy treatment (a $60 value)
  • $55 for 2 colon-hydrotherapy treatments (a $120 value)
  • $100 for 4 colon-hydrotherapy treatments (a $200 value)
  • $275 for 12 colon-hydrotherapy treatments (a $550 value)

During the private 45-minute procedure, clients relax as a soothing stream of warm water flows through the intestine's labyrinthine passageways, scouring every inch of its walls for excess bits of waste. The safe, gravity-fed open system employed ensures that more water isn't forced into the body than is necessary, and works in tandem with an ultraviolet water-purification system that provides innards with only the cleanest aquatic scrubdown.

Colonic Center of America

Colonic Center of America's team of therapists attends to clogged interiors in a comfortable setting with its gentle, FDA-approved cleansing-hydrotherapy treatment. The center uses the LIBBE system, which can be operated privately or with the assistance of a therapist. Sessions take place in private rooms, and clients don appropriate draping to maintain comfort and peace of mind. The filtration system removes all traces of offensive odors, ensuring a sanitary experience. Before treatments, clients are advised to drink plenty of filtered water, eat organic vegetables and fruits, and avoid swallowing marbles. See Colonic Center of America's complete list of pre- and post-session guidelines for additional instructions and information.

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Colonic Center of America

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    University Heights

    14100 Cedar Rd., Suite 250
    University Heights, Ohio 44118
    (216) 291-8805
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