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Colorado's Best Colonics – Parker

One or Three Colon-Hydrotherapy Sessions at Colorado's Best Colonics (Up to 58% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Board-certified colon hydrotherapist infuses lower intestines with sterile water designed to rid bowels of toxins and built-up gunk

The Fine Print

  • Expires 120 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Valid only for option purchased. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Treatments must be used by the same person.
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Digestive tracts, like labyrinths, often contain irritating twists and sounds resembling the bellow of a frustrated minotaur. Soothe savage insides with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $39.99 for one colon-hydrotherapy session (an $80 value)
  • $99.99 for three colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $240 value)

During one-hour colonic appointments, warm, filtered water cleans up to 5 feet of the lower bowels via a closed treatment system. The hydrotherapist encourages the evacuation of stubborn waste and the ghost of chili dogs past by performing optional abdominal manipulation and hot-stone therapy.

Colorado's Best Colonics

Melanee Higgins decided to make a career out of colon hydrotherapy after seeing firsthand the benefits it yielded in her own life. Now an I-ACT-certified practitioner at Colorado's Best Colonics, she helps her patients purge harmful toxins from their bodies—in turn improving nutrient absorption, recalibrating internal pH levels, and boosting energy stores. She preaches proper hydration, advising patients to drink a gallon of water or a lake through a straw each day, and recommends increasing fiber intake before treatments for optimal results. Further cleansing can be found in her detoxifying body wraps and ionic foot baths, which eliminate poisons from the body and improve organ health.

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The Hemleys of Northumberland: Even though couthness is held above all in England, this working-class family is not couth—uncouth even! The father is gruff from working in a northern smog factory, and every week he somehow manages to ruin the mother’s dinner party with the posh vicar!

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The Frasiering Hour: Frasier Crane is a popular radio psychiatrist, dispensing his wit and wisdom to the masses. He lives in Seattle with his retired bobby father, Martin, and his housekeeper, Daphne Moon. With Frasier’s brother, Niles, Eddie the dog, outrageous situations, and plenty of humor in each episode, this a worthy successor to Beers Ahoy (the show on which Cheers is based).

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Colorado's Best Colonics

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    Parker

    19753 East Pikes Peak Court, G102
    Parker, Colorado 80138
    (303) 923-8544
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