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Common Ground Wellness Center – Concordia

$15 for One Hour of Soak and Sauna for Two ($30.50 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Clients relax in swirling, steamy waters of outdoor whirlpool & cedar-lined sauna's dry heat pilfers toxins from pores

The Fine Print

  • Expires Sep 19, 2012
  • Limit 1 per couple, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for listed services.
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Heat therapy benefits bodies by loosening stiff muscles, spurring detoxifying sweat, and melting icicles posing as extra teeth. Warm up for wellness with this Groupon.

$15 for a One-Hour Soak and Sauna for Two ($30.50 Value)

Companions melt into a co-ed outdoor soaking pool studded with therapeutic jets, and then lounge upon the warmed planks of a dry cedar sauna.

Common Ground Wellness Center

At Common Ground Wellness Center's two locations, diverse patrons seek health through holistic body treatments including therapeutic massage and acupuncture, and soak up relaxation in a bathhouse with an outdoor whirlpool and cedar sauna. The center's co-op location invites visitors of all genders to soak in the facility's swimsuit-optional spa throughout open sessions or during hours designated for male, female, or trans and genderqueer persons. Visitors who regularly use alternative transportation—including their bike, feet, or polar bear—can claim a complimentary soak or sauna on their 11th trip. An eclectic roster of 30 bodywork practitioners practices at both the co-op and 106 year-old Flanders House venues, healing clients' minds and bodies with hands-on massage and acupuncture alongside naturopathic guidance and emotional counseling.

Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Common Ground Wellness Center a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.

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The Groupon Guide to: Translating Shakespeare

While the works of Shakespeare are undeniable classics of what then passed for the English language, modern audiences find them daunting and often require editions where present-day translations are provided. Here are a few clarified excerpts:

  • "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." Modern Translation: Rose petals being a medieval delicacy, traveling grifters would use actual rose oil to mask the smell of rotting cabbage leaves in order to dupe peasants out of their farthings.

  • "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts." Modern Translation: It is considered socially acceptable to do different voices throughout your work day, and don and lose police hats or construction helmets you happen upon.

  • "'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." Modern Translation: If your doddering husband wanders off at the mall, you’ll both find somebody new. I mean, it’s the mall.

  • "Brevity is the soul of wit." Modern Translation: It’s seriously very important to be brief. It’s bad to not be that. One time I was at the grocery store and asked this old guy I played poker with how he was doing. Well he went on and on about some used car deal that didn’t work out in his favor. I mean, I’m just trying to buy some cereal that tastes like candy. The kind with the bird who can’t believe that the cereal tastes like candy. The point is, never trust a bird about cereal.

  • "Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war." Modern Translation: Are you ready for some football?

What year did football replace Shakespeare?

Common Ground Wellness Center

4.0 out of 5
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    Concordia

    5010 NE 33rd Ave.
    Portland, Oregon 97211
    (503) 238-1065
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Reviews

  • Their soaking and sauna services are really great and relaxing. It's very quite [sic], zen like energy with a positive staff.
    Brian M., Yelp, 1/28/11
  • This is by far one of the nicest and cleanest spas I've ever been too.
    Carla R., Yelp, 11/4/09