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Complete Health & Body of NY – Midtown

$39 for Swedish, Deep-Tissue, or Fire-Cupping Massage with Chiropractic Exam, Two Adjustments, and Four Therapies ($810 Value)

$39
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In a Nutshell

Massages address muscle tension, and chiropractic exams, manual adjustments, and therapies combine to help align spines and relieve pain

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 6, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Appointment required. Must arrive 15 minutes early to fill out paperwork. Must present a photo ID at appointment. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. May redeem over multiple visits.
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Massage is a necessary part of athletes' regimens, as it prepares them for the rigors of darting across the field to get away from a weird-looking bug. Calm down with this Groupon.

$39 for Massage and Chiropractic Package ($810 Value)

During the massage, the practitioner uses flowing Swedish strokes to induce relaxation, deep-tissue pressure to tackle chronic tension, or heated glass cups that gently suction the skin, unblocking energy and easing muscle pain.

The chiropractor then performs a thorough consultation and exam before manually adjusting the entire spine; he may recommend specific therapies based on the patient's needs. Spinal-traction therapy is designed to relieve pain caused by herniated discs. Electromagnetic stimulation aids circulation to accelerate tissue healing, and ultrasonic therapy uses sound waves to create a micromassaging effect, which can decrease inflammation and activate recessive dolphin genes.

Complete Health & Body of NY

At Complete Health & Body of NY, Doctor of Chiropractic Arthur Vito customizes his many specialties—including chiropractic care, massage, physical therapy, and alternative medicine—to meet each patient's individual needs. As a registered Trigenics physician, Dr. Vito specializes in a three-step medical-assessment and treatment system that works to change how the brain communicates with the body. The nonforceful sessions, which combine the manipulation of nerve receptors and biofeedback breathing, can alleviate conditions such as whiplash, tendonitis, or a mother’s back pain caused by her child's habit of stepping on sidewalk cracks.

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Complete Health & Body of NY

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    Midtown

    274 Madison Ave., Suite 705
    Manhattan, New York 10016
    (212) 481-0400
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