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The Groupon Guide to: Fantasy Football
It may have taken a while, but liking football now finally involves computers. Fantasy football has truly taken the nation by storm, and if you have dreams of being the virtual best, here is a guide to some popular available players:
Jersteven McDaniels, WR
Pros: Has great awareness and gets more targets in the red zone than anyone else on the team. Also, is 9 feet tall and the fastest man alive and can move things with his mind.
Cons: Skips about three games a season because of a good movie being out or a water park existing
Tate Langthorpe, QB
Pros: Is ambidextrous after having a second right arm grafted onto the left side of his body
Cons: The operation gave him Memento disease
The Portland Musclemen Defense
Pros: Are allowed to field an extra man due to a loophole in the town charter
Cons: Are all clinically afraid of grass, footballs, and loud noises
Terence Barkington, RB
Pros: Is a trained labrador retriever with big dreams
Cons: Is a trained labrador retriever with big dreams
Leonard Candyman, TE
Pros: Is given a wide berth by defending players due to his strange odor and unsettling remarks about his passion for forensic science
Cons: Insists on spending an afternoon with anybody who adds him to their fantasy team
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